No, it’s not the latest Bond film, before you ask. — I first met Saddam Klopp at the Irish film festival in Belfast in 2011 We got drunk on whiskey, and he confessed to me that he was only the second-ever human born with triphallia — three penises. I thought he was joking since we had a good amount to drink, so I waited for the punchline, but it never came. …