PinnedFrank T BirdMy new book is now available for purchasing/stealingWell, ain’t that the opposite of a clickbait title?3 min read·May 10, 2023--16--16
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Frank T BirdThe Only Thing That Relieves The Pain Of A Writer Is Hearing About The Pain Of Another WriterN I’m already slagging off Medium and it’s only 8.15.4 min read·Feb 20, 2024--6--6
Frank T BirdFour Bowls of Granola and Two WanksIt’s been a good month. Thats what I would say if some ferret with round glasses at a bus stop asked me how I was doing.6 min read·Jan 26, 2024--5--5
Frank T BirdinSlippery FictionThe WidowersI went to a place called Black Rock6 min read·Dec 9, 2023--6--6
Frank T BirdI Just Came Out Of A ComaI Counted The Hairs On My Nutsack. There’s six hundred and ninety nine5 min read·Dec 7, 2023--3--3