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Midnight In Footscray
Midnight In Footscray

Nick Conrad leaves prison with a gutful of trauma. In a rough Footscray soup kitchen, he seeks salvation, love and cigarettes in all the wrong places.

2023

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A Gathering With A Buffet

I arrive the usual twenty minutes early for lunch.

Sep 12, 2022
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Various party food laid out
Various party food laid out
Sep 12, 2022
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I Was Addicted To Prostate Exams

My name is Frank, and I’m a medical anal addict.

Oct 3, 2022
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Cross section of a prostate exam
Cross section of a prostate exam
Oct 3, 2022
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The Censorship Of Literature Is Cultural Genocide

We need to write freely, or we are doomed

May 16, 2023
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The Censorship Of Literature Is Cultural Genocide
The Censorship Of Literature Is Cultural Genocide
May 16, 2023
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I Stuck My Dong In A Gloryhole To See What Would Happen

The things we do for our craft

Jun 3, 2022
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I Stuck My Dong In A Gloryhole To See What Would Happen
I Stuck My Dong In A Gloryhole To See What Would Happen
Jun 3, 2022
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A Homeless Woman Offered To Wank Me Off, And I Said Yes

Karma works in very mysterious ways

Jun 6, 2022
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A Homeless Woman Offered To Wank Me Off, And I Said Yes
A Homeless Woman Offered To Wank Me Off, And I Said Yes
Jun 6, 2022
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Holy Red Mother

I fucking worship you

Dec 25, 2024
Holy Red Mother
Holy Red Mother
Dec 25, 2024

Are You a Fan of the Dead?

It’s fucking Tuesday and I’m hungover as fuck, you fucks

Dec 23, 2024
Are You a Fan of the Dead?
Are You a Fan of the Dead?
Dec 23, 2024

What Time is it, Motherfuckers?

Open your buttcheeks, boy. Ya hear me?

Dec 18, 2024
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What Time is it, Motherfuckers?
What Time is it, Motherfuckers?
Dec 18, 2024
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It’s Alright, Kid. You Ain’t Fucking Broken

There ain’t no winners at the game of ‘life’.

Dec 14, 2024
It’s Alright, Kid. You Ain’t Fucking Broken
It’s Alright, Kid. You Ain’t Fucking Broken
Dec 14, 2024

Now is the Time to Smile, Motherfuckers

Just not in a creepy way, alright?

Dec 11, 2024
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Now is the Time to Smile, Motherfuckers
Now is the Time to Smile, Motherfuckers
Dec 11, 2024
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