I Lost My Virginity On A Bowling Green at 2 am

I was fourteen, and she was twelve.

I get horny when I see people playing bowls (wiki)

When I mention that I lost my virginity to a twelve-year-old girl, people look at me like I am a downright Paedo.

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Former British citizen sent to Australia for crimes I didn’t commit. As yet unenlightened. Enquiries: franktbird@protonmail.com No spam you fuckers.

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Frank T Bird

Frank T Bird

Former British citizen sent to Australia for crimes I didn’t commit. As yet unenlightened. Enquiries: franktbird@protonmail.com No spam you fuckers.

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