I'm fucking speechless Mikey. Brace your pelvis cos I'm about to deep throat you. It's a damn relief that yer alive and still writing. You're too good for this platform, though. You had me to the end of this. It's the funniest, most disturbing shit I've read since you went on your sabbatical. This kind of shit has the flavour of deep importance too. You nod to 1984 but this is of the same texture and better written than Orwell, that prick. If you were here, I'd let you fuck my cousin, Angela who has come to visit and is horny as fuck.