This one’s for you Smiley

Some Amazing Tweets About the Will Smith Oscars Debacle.

Keep Ma Wife’s Name Out O’Ya Motha Fuckin Mouth

Frank T Bird
4 min readMar 29, 2022

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I wasn’t going to write about this until I found Smillew Rahcuef’s meta article in which he writes about the topic while telling writers not to write about the topic.

What a genius

Keep Ma Wife’s Name Out O’Ya MOtho Fuckin Mouth

I say this to myself when I write my wife into my stories.

Often she will say it to me too but replace the word WIFE’S with the word NAME.

Keep ma name out ya mothofuckin mouth.

But she doesn’t assault me — not in public anyway.

Will Smith is a little boy

I don’t mean that in a derogatory way. Watch his recent documentary, and you will see it. His Dad punched the shit out of him, often for irrelevant shit and he never let Will give up on anything.

If you are someone who watches that never give up shite that is like a virus today, you might think that’s a good thing. But it isn’t. It’s toxic, and Will Smith is a good example.

He is a narcissistic over-achiever.

And, look, don’t give me any shit about his method acting the father of the Williams sisters.

If you can’t establish a good line between fiction and reality, you are mentally unstable, and you shouldn’t be anywhere near situations where you have to disrupt your internal narrative, such as method acting.

Chris Rock is less of a danger to Will’s family than Will himself.

Will said he is protective of his family, and some people say he was right for doing what he did. But, Will has shown dangerous, unexpected violent behaviour.

On the other hand, Chris Rock made a joke about an actor. That’s it. Many reports are now saying Chris Rock didn’t even know about Jada’s alopecia.

Still, do any of us know if he knew? Or as Smiley pointed out,

Do any of us care?

Obviously, we do. It’s ALL we care about Son.

Protecting a family means keeping them out of danger

Will wasn’t protecting his family. He was playing out his narcissistic, broken personality. Here is Will on the Arsenio Hall show doing what Chris did and explaining it as ‘just a joke.’

I’m not saying the joke was right or wrong, I’m just saying the situation isn’t straightforward.

Wasn’t the whole point of Jada shaving her head to own her alopecia publicly?

If your message is to own it, why collapse at the first sign of pressure? It’s like saying I will own this as long as circumstances remain perfect. And even if her face hadn’t soured at Chris’s joke, that principle of ownership was well and truly shat on by Wills' aggressive display.

What started as a display of strength became a display of weakness by both Jada and Will.

Perhaps Will was still hanging on to Chris’s previous dig at Jada,

Some people on Twitter are saying that he wouldn’t do the same if it were something more serious

Well, that isn’t dependent on the condition. It’s dependent on the person involved. Robin Williams to Christopher Reeve, for instance.

Isn’t that what you call ownership and acting out of love?

And let’s not forget Ricky Gervais' opening at the Golden Globes. And honestly, his stuff was so much more offensive.

Still, never mind, Will has issued a formal apology now.

That is the right thing to do when the rumour starts circulating that ‘The Academy’ is considering stripping you of your Oscar.

But, honestly, one of the most brilliant things to happen on Twitter around this was this tweet of all the actor’s reactions.

Please pay particular attention to Ryan Gosling, who thinks it is hilarious. I love that guy.

What makes it brilliant is when you find out these were the pictures of the actors after they gave the oscar to the wrong film in 2017.

Look at the shock on their faces. It will be interesting to compare it with the faces after Will’s antics

But that’s Hollywood. The Oscars is a big bloody shit show of rich, entitled pricks, yet we worship them like they are the greatest minds in the universe.

They are actaws — narcissistic idiots that pretend to be other people for a living.

No offence if you are an ACTAW yourself.

But more importantly, they are humans, and humans are inconsistent, strange and aggressive at the best of times.

Finally, as much as I bag them out. I love Hollywood and its quirky ways, and I am sad — not for Will or Chris, but for Samuel L Jackson, who finally got the moment we wanted for him for years and was out shadowed by the shite.

Congratulations BAD MOTHERFUCKER

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