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My wife sat down next to me with a sombre look.

We need to talk, she said. And I wondered if she had been banging the milkman. Then I realised we didn’t have a milkman, so it must have…

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Frank T Bird

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Former British citizen sent to Australia for crimes I didn’t commit. As yet unenlightened. Enquiries: franktbird@protonmail.com No spam you fuckers.

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