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Welcome To The Age of the Supermarket Nazi
We’re slowly plunging toward ‘Children of Men’ territory
People always bitchin bout the cost of livin’
One minute yer chewing on fillet
The next yer eatin’ cow’s willet.
— MC Footjob 1998
And yeah it’s fucking expensive to breathe air all of a sudden.
And we’re talking about this cost of living crisis like it’s a real thing like all of these walking gonads in suits do with all matters of the imaginary economy.
But Frank, the economy is a very real —
Fuck you, okay, you delusional prick. I’ll tell you what’s real. People need to fucking eat. That’s all.
Food, shelter, medicine, education, and art are all the most essential services yet they are gradually becoming less available to anyone who doesn’t drink from the toilet bowl of daddy’s trust fund or grind their genitals on a belt sander daily like Gary Vee.
And ya don’t have to stick yer beak very far down the stink hole to find the problem.
